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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 01:10:30 +0800

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

caitlintheawesome: “high school are the best years of your life” “your teen years are worry...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 01:00:47 +0800

caitlintheawesome:

“high school are the best years of your life”

“your teen years are worry free”

“everything is so easy for you”

“you aren’t living in the real world yet”

hipsters: Im not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir!

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 01:00:32 +0800

hipsters: Im not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir!
me: Im not water but i'll fucking drown you

aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 01:00:05 +0800

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:27:51 +0800

I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not

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Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:23:11 +0800

jaruhi: alphaidiot: aplacecalledorange: toxicvisage: zeurel: ...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:23:01 +0800

jaruhi:

alphaidiot:

aplacecalledorange:

toxicvisage:

zeurel:

cailencrow:

coryruinseverything:

juicyjacqulyn:

phaniels:

lecatboner:

assstiel:

kaylaxkins:

This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
Life changes.
People change.

its a fucking strawberry

No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry. Tragically beautiful.

no it says lettuce

no it says never give up

OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS UGLY

CHECK YOUR RIPENED FRUIT PRIVILEGE

SHIET

Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation

It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?

SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP

SNAP

SNAP

SNAP

SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw all of the comments.

I hate all of you

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Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:22:43 +0800

primadonnas: SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:22:35 +0800

primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

feels-for-the-fictional: satanpositive: roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:13:44 +0800

feels-for-the-fictional:

satanpositive:

roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue

I have been waiting for this post all my life

queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:13:37 +0800

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

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Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:13:28 +0800

Everytime I see 'explain' on a test, I die a little inside

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:13:22 +0800

lolsofunny:

berriest: “this is my…jam,” i whisper with wide eyes, protectively clutching the jar of jam to my...

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 23:59:53 +0800

berriest:

“this is my…jam,” i whisper with wide eyes, protectively clutching the jar of jam to my chest. “this is my jam.” they will never have my jam.

the-absolute-best-gifs: My lovely followers, please follow this...

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 23:59:39 +0800

the-absolute-best-gifs:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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Sat, 09 Feb 2013 23:51:48 +0800

When you're with your best friend

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 23:51:42 +0800

thehilariousblog:

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

When a really hot girl/guy walks in the room

Dancing

At a concert

When hearing good news

when something epic happens

when you haven’t seen each other in ages

“rough-housing”

when the other’s hurt

on the phone together

watching sad movies together

partying together

reblog if you love your best friend and would do anything for them <3

Extremely accurate!

albinopirate: thugburrito: My faith in pizza guys has gone up...

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 23:43:02 +0800

albinopirate:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 23:42:49 +0800

someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen

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Sat, 09 Feb 2013 23:42:40 +0800